God enjoys a good laugh!

A email I recieved from my sister and thought I would share. :)

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!  
   
  There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:  
1.   He called everyone brother .  
2.   He liked Gospel .  
3.   He didn't get a fair trial .  



But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:  
1.   He went into His Father's business .  
2.   He lived at home until he was 33 .  
3.   He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God .  


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:  
1.   He talked with His hands .  
2.   He had wine with His meals .  
3.   He used olive oil .  


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:  
1.   He never cut His hair .  
2.   He walked around barefoot all the time .
3.   He started a new religion .


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:  
1.   He was at peace with nature .  
2.   He ate a lot of fish .
3.   He talked about the Great Spirit .  
   
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:  
1.   He never got married.  
2.   He was always telling stories.  
3.   He loved green pastures.  
   
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:  
1.   He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food .
2.   He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it .
3.   And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do .